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Help me become a televangelist!?

Hello, I want to become a televangelist to bring in a second income. I’m not sure where to start, so if you can offer any tips I’d greatly appreciate it. I can make people believe anything I say and I have bad hair, so I feel this will be a good fit. Most importantly, once the donations start rolling in, what should be my first buy? A sports car, yacht…? Thanks!

Are you sure you qualify? These are the minimum attributes required.

Must be a good con artist with no conscience.
Smart suit and fancy hairdo.
Love of other people’s money.
Loud bellowing voice to shout JeeeeeeeeeeeeeSUS!
Able to selectively quote verses in the bible that suit your spiel.
Good at tax dodging and shipping money overseas.
Claim to hate gays but hang out (pun) with them between services.

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